It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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