i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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