the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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