Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Randomize
