Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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