theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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