And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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