yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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