He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
God, I missed his penis.
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