It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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