we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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