Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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