the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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