wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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