do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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