My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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