It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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