She is in my trunk
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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