is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
its liver damage thursday
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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