Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
