she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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