You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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