Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
