So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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