I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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