I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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