dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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