conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i think im in europe. pls send help
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize