well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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