girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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