..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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