Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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