dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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