yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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