all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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