bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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