I feel like I'm in dance class right now
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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