My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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