I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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