I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
BRING THE BAGELS
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
