grandma shit on top of the toilet
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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