sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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