i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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