two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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