so explain again why im purple
no
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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