just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I think your dad took our porno
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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