I got chris browned last night
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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