doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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