did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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