The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Also, beer. Big fan.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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