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(248): View more from Michigan

At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself

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(248): At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself http://tfl.nu/n1ex

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(815): View more from Illinois

the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?

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(815): the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest? http://tfl.nu/605y

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?

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Turn them off?

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(419): Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day? (216): Turn them off? http://tfl.nu/9fwv

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(225): View more from Louisiana

i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper

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(225): i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper http://tfl.nu/01yr

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

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Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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(724): I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move... (412): Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am. http://tfl.nu/4pbg

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have no recollection of sleep choking you

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(860): I have no recollection of sleep choking you http://tfl.nu/6fhf

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(574): View more from Indiana

First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.

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(574): First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated. http://tfl.nu/ljxt

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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?

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(310): Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK? http://tfl.nu/84zy

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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.

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(814): His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place. http://tfl.nu/wrqc

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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.

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(831): I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick. http://tfl.nu/d0cr

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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.

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(516): I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high. http://tfl.nu/l06x

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(805): View more from California

We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"

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(805): We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?" http://tfl.nu/3rqz

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.

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(252): I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction. http://tfl.nu/uetm

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after

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(403): His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after http://tfl.nu/sq85

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(646): View more from New York

She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom

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(646): She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom http://tfl.nu/aqbu

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