Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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