It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
