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(479): View more from Arkansas

I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

I believe so, yes.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day

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(727): View more from Florida

You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.

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