We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My liver just had a heart attack.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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